meladoodle:

"jokes are just jokes! get back in the kitchen you fat bitch before i rape you! just kidding! haha see everything is alright now! im not sexist! take a joke!"

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

surprisebitch:

me as a parent

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

The Cinematic Orchestra  - Crazy In Love (Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer)
pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

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