celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

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notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans


STOOPPPPO

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

coffeedepablo:

Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve

nalijahmakayla:

ladies understand this

nalijahmakayla:

ladies understand this

callmebooker:

Hey everyone so since I’ve finally reached my goal of 600 followers, I said I was going to do my ps4 giveaway and here it is!! First I would like to thank everyone for their support and being so friendly.
I have to give a huge shout out to my girlfriend elizabethcomstalker because I couldn’t have done this or gotten this far without her. 
So let’s get to it!
RULES: 
-You must be following me as this is a giveaway to my followers. (I will check!)
-The winner will get to choose between the ps4 destiny bundle which I have pre-ordered or the standard black ps4 I have and a choice of ANY game. I will even pre-order a game for the winner.
-I WILL ship internationally.
-I will be using a random generator to select the winner. 
-Likes and EACH reblog will add your URL to the draw. But please do not spam. If you were following me before I made this, your URL is automatically added 5 times.
-I will NOT announce the winner, I will inbox the winner and give them 48 hours to respond, if they do not I will proceed to pick another winner using the random generator.
-The items will be used as to I will still use both of them until the giveaway ends so sorry the destiny bundle won’t be brand new.
-If you have any questions you can message me.
ENDS OCTOBER 1ST. (Good luck everyone!)

callmebooker:

Hey everyone so since I’ve finally reached my goal of 600 followers, I said I was going to do my ps4 giveaway and here it is!! First I would like to thank everyone for their support and being so friendly.

I have to give a huge shout out to my girlfriend elizabethcomstalker because I couldn’t have done this or gotten this far without her.

So let’s get to it!

RULES:

-You must be following me as this is a giveaway to my followers. (I will check!)

-The winner will get to choose between the ps4 destiny bundle which I have pre-ordered or the standard black ps4 I have and a choice of ANY game. I will even pre-order a game for the winner.

-I WILL ship internationally.

-I will be using a random generator to select the winner.

-Likes and EACH reblog will add your URL to the draw. But please do not spam. If you were following me before I made this, your URL is automatically added 5 times.

-I will NOT announce the winner, I will inbox the winner and give them 48 hours to respond, if they do not I will proceed to pick another winner using the random generator.

-The items will be used as to I will still use both of them until the giveaway ends so sorry the destiny bundle won’t be brand new.

-If you have any questions you can message me.

ENDS OCTOBER 1ST. (Good luck everyone!)

roachpatrol:

ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like ‘I know right’ and Harry was like ‘what a… what a fantastic bastard. What a…

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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